Tonight I observed my mother watching the newest episode of "Sarah Palin's Alaska," which I was assured she watches for the beautiful scenery. I stopped and listened as the likely 2012 presidential candidate explained to the television camera that is following her family around for her prime time reality television show that her daughter, Bristol, who decided to abstain from not being a teenage mother, has been constantly scrutinized, and she wants to get her out of the spotlight for a bit.
...I'm just going to go ahead and leave this one open ended. When it comes to airtight logic such as that, there is really nothing I can do but tip my cap and call Sarah Palin my daddy. As well as an astounding microcosm for the cognitive abilities of the general population.
She wants to be president...
I think she should go on MythBusters.
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