|Palin addressing those displaced by the Metrodome roof collapse (Image: Ryan McFarland)|
Yes, I throw around a select few here and there to sound like a actually passed the English comprehension portion of the SAT's when in reality I never once even finished because of what is likely a mild, undiagnosed case of Attention Deficit Disorder, or as I like to call it, "thinking the SAT's are fucking boring." However, the truth of the matter is that I am a simple man when it comes to the English language.
Now many of you may not have known about this....no, flaw isn't the right word....intellectual idiosyncrasy of mine. And the reason for this is that my admirable perspicacity allows me to make up for my shortcomings in the memorization and utilization of a cornucopia of words, some of which may not yet be recognized as mainstays of the English language. This last part is a mere formality, however, as my poetic license allows me to use such words of higher intellectual understanding without fear of persecution.