|An artist's rendering of the victim.|
The 69-year-old man, whose name has never actually been agreed upon, apparently became injured after being found hiding in a large infrastructural orifice in his hometown.
"The guys who found him actually seemed pretty angry about it," a witness to the game said. "It kind of makes me wonder if this man they found had taken one of their daughters out on a date and never called her again. Or maybe he owed them money."
After being pulled from the orifice, the exchange between the old man and his captors escalated quickly, eventually leading to punches being thrown, and, allegedly, bullets being fired from very close range.