I try really hard to think of religion as something that is personal and special to all. It is somewhere to turn in a time of need, and it gives comfort when thinking about the daunting nature of the unknown. Because of this, attacking it as I attack all other bullshit is always, for me, toeing my line of decency. This is good, however, because it proves to me that I still have one. But, when people start forcing their religion on others, killing in the name of their god, fucking little boys, or substituting spiritual beliefs for rational thought, I tell my conscience to take the rest of the day off. Guess what, assholes? There are billions of people in this world that think their religious beliefs are correct. But no, it's fine, I'm sure yours is the one that's right. Let's do this.
|...But how are they going to get it to the ocean? (Image)|
It was recently brought to my attention that Northern Kentucky will soon to be home to a new theme park that will not, I have been assured by its website, be funded by taxpayer dollars, but will obey the physical laws of buoyancy, which I find ironic. The theme of said park, which is set to open in 2014, will revolve around the main attraction: a full scale model of Noah's Ark.
For those who are unaware, the biblical story of Noah and his great big friggin' boat can be summed up as follows: