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Near the end, our opinions are unwavering and concrete, and our deep-rooted prejudices towards the minorities who bombed our countries half a century ago are accepted. And eventually, we start dropping like flies. Like an old man at my local McDonald's once said: "When you're my age, reading the obituaries is like going to a party, because all your friends are there." He also said, "When I was a kid I used to climb on top of my garage and pretend I was a hawk, except I didn't use the umbrella." Although, to this day, I haven't the foggiest idea what he was talking about.