|Governor Andrew Cuomo, that douche (Image).|
Tracey and William Elder of Lockport, New York have seen their marriage descend into shambles since June when Governor Andrew Cuomo signed the bill into law that made it legal for homosexual men and women to get married. Both Elders have opposed the measure for years.
"How can I be expected to love my husband the same way as before?" Tracey was overhead asking her friend at the salon last week, clearly concerned of the effects this contentious issue has had on her own marriage.
Since the bill went into effect this summer, Tracey has reportedly realized herself to be only minimally attracted to William, which has led her to increase the frequency at which she is withholding intercourse from her husband when he fucks up or when she needs to make a point about something.
"I haven't been sexually satisfied since the Clinton Administration," she said during her monthly cut and color. "And even then it wasn't because of my husband--I was just driving down a bumpy road fantasizing about seducing Newt Gingrich after his newest wife becomes terminally ill. I climaxed so suddenly I swerved onto someone's front lawn and slashed my tire on a garden gnome."