An
area turkey was reportedly seen wandering around aimlessly today wondering where
the hell everybody went.
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The
turkey, who goes by Marty, says that he has fallen out of touch with many of
his friends and family over the past weeks and months, and in recent days has
not seen or heard from anyone.
“It’s
to the point that I’m wondering if I’m actually supposed to be a migratory bird
and no one ever told me,” Marty said to reporters today while not covered in
gravy. “Every year when the leaves
change and it begins to get cold all of my peers seem to start disappearing.”
